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PhonicB​∞​m, Rhyme Flow, & Technickel Pony - The Christmas Heist

from Snowfall by Ponies at Dawn

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lyrics

Verse 1:

1% of the world is too rich.
And of those 1% are crooks with cruel tricks.

And they use loopholes and tactics to mad profit.
It’s exactly why I’m standing up dammit, to now stop it.

The first mark is a pharmaceutical corp.
Who’s jacking up pill prices and keeping limited stores.

They in bed with heads for financial medical gains.
And they overcharge insurance to rack up premium claims.

So, call up my angry black hatters.
Let ‘em crack they knuckles why the crackin into the data.

And they’re gonna fiddle and meddle and move allocations
From their offshore holdings to our - settled location.

Christmas morning - they gonna get a bad call.
How their assets went from massive to tragically mad small.

Now you wondering how this song is festive
So stick around two more verses, and you’ll reap investment.

Verse 2:

Mark 2, a Non-Profit that’s frontin as a religion
They’ve been leechin off their faithful while runnin them like a prison.

And their “Fundraiser” for some rare illness in children
Pull in billions of dollars that’ll never get to fulfill them.

That ain’t right, in fact it’s a shame plight.
So our team goes ghost, so we can infiltrate night.

Finding files of evidence to pin their corruption
To flip this scheme you need means for disruption.

As such these tax shelters do help them function.
So if these go missing, they’re screwed. No assumptions.

Next day, it’s in-ternal eruptions.
The day after XMAS man, a malfunction-

Their billions of dollars of assets have vanished to dust.
While the media’s calling them saying they’ve managed to bust.

An anonymous gift to the rare illness has funding.
But the other half of that is enroute out of the country.

Bridge:

I never said I was a good man.
But yo we had a pretty good plan.

Those folks were runnin’ pretty lewd scams
You know we HAD to Robin Hood them.

And I ain’t never hurt a good fam.
But these pigs gettin’ cooked H.A.M.

About time someone took them.
We got the greedy gettin shook man.

Verse 3:

The 27th, I’m callin my man North.
Tell him “Nick, you got the transfer the one that you asked for?”

He starts laughing from his gut, it’s as jolly as hell
He’s like “I asked for a donation, what you gave us was well…

let’s say that every single boy and girl that lives on the planet
Regardless of race or creed, is getting gifted from Santa.”

I was like “Word, I’m just glad that you’d need it.
And this time next year I had plans to repeat it.”

Fast forward 12 months, I’m wakin up by the tree.
There’s a little wrapped box from Santa to me.

Open it up start to laugh, that punk he gave me coal.
With a note saying “Flowny you’re naughty because you stole”

Tossed the coal onto a pile i’ve been keeping for years.
Feel the friendship in the air, hearing tidings of cheer.

Call up Teddy and Phonic and say “Let’s suit up tonight.”
Now it’s tradition every year to run the XMAS DAY Heist.

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from Snowfall, released December 13, 2015

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